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- The title implies that there’s a lot of reading
- There is a lot of reading
- There is a lot of scrolling
- You keep wondering if the list is going to get better
- It doesn’t get better
- They tend to split one sentence into at least two separate items; often more
- Every time you think it’s going to improve it doesn’t
- Whenever you think there’s a light at the end of the tunnel, you end up getting disappointed
- Just when you think it’s starting to get good, it fails you
- You’ll see one reason you like or can relate to and think that the rest of them will follow, but they never do
- The sentences are incredibly repetitive; just reworded
- Long lists tend to be monotonous
- You almost always know whatever compilation you’ve begun reading is dumb but you finish it anyway, inevitably wasting your time
- It’s impossible to come up with a legitimate list of that many reasons that are actually solid and not at all redundant.
- Every five reasons or so there is bound to be an irritating ad
- Ads are annoying
- Unless they’re about cute puppies
- And kittens
- They often back up one thought with another or several in a whole entirely separate point which in reality is not even a sentence on its own
- Halfway down, you begin to understand how thesaurus works
- There are a lot of synonyms
- Sometimes there’d be a sentence in the middle stating a fact completely outside of that which the list originally intended to explain
- The writers of said lists don’t want to waste their own time proof-reading their stuff so they end up being full of typos
- Long
- Lists
- Do
- Things
- Like
- This
- For
- Effect
- Just
- To Get
- A few
- Extra
- Points In.
- Because they don’t really have anything substantial to say
- Towards the end of the ‘List’ you forget what the list is even about because it didn’t make sense the entire time
- You start getting aggravated with the article; renaming it to things like ’50 reasons I should have never given this the time of day’
- You inevitably get aggravated with yourself for having started to read the article in the first place.
- Most reasons are stupid
- As well as excessive and unnecessary
- Avoid all long lists.
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